Danny Mittens Is Gone

Danny got poorlier the staff tooked him away and he never came back.

Goodbye Danny Mittens, my bestest friend...

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The Usual Suspects

Some birdie feathers woz founded on the grass this morning and we woz all taken in for questioning...

Stole, Danny Mittens & me (Babe Cattykins)

Who killed the birdie? Did a Birdie even get killed? They never seen a body!

It woz the usual suspects... I wozn't putting myself in the frame and Danny iz too slow and stupid to kill anything (mostly).

Stole looked as though butter wuddent melt in her mouth but she iz top on the list of suspects. Well, she sez it woz Keyser Soze. Don't know who that is - must be the grey and white stray cat that woz attacking the bag of recycling the other day. He iz a bit of a psycho - he pooed in the hallway too.

Whodunnit? We woz all outside when it happened.

Woz it Stole?
Woz it Danny?
Woz it me?

Or woz it Keyser Soze? or it could have been Kitty from nextdoor or Frankiestein... or the hawk... They all has motive but now there iz too many suspects - i'ze not very good at writing whodunnits am I?

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The Frankiestein Strikes Back

After a long nite owt I woz coming in the in thru the catflap and a bit of sumthing broked off.

I didn't think anything abowt it cos I'ze always breaking sumthing, but jus as it woz starting to get light there woz an almihty racket. I went to run up the stairs cos it woz scary and saw Danny and Stole looking down at me. They thort the noize woz me but the noize woz still happening.

"Ther'z a monster in the house" I shouted and Stole shouted "Ther'z a monster in the house" and Danny didn't say anything - I think he's a bit stoopid.

Anyway Mum came to see wot all teh noize woz abowt and it wozn't a monster it woz the stray cat Frankiestein wot had come in thru the catflap and couldn't get owt again cos I'd broked it.

He ran away very scared when Mum opened the door - maybe he wont be back again.

Mum iz trying to fix the catflap so it won't get stucked shut again. I think it mus be folty she shud get her money back and get me somthing nice.

Anyway it woz a tiring nite and I haz been very sleepy all day.

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Dog Alert

I'ze been playing chase-me in the garden wiv Danny Mittens. Danny likes to play wiv me sumtimes. Izn't the sunshine nice?


All of a sudden while I woz checking out the birdbath I noticed the dog in the garden.


It woz Danny's friend Jack who had come to stay wiv us for the day. Danny likes him but I don't. I kept out of the way and watched him.


And do yoo know wot he didded - he tiddled on my favrite shrub - yoo know, the little one I like to roll around next to and kick.

Isn't tiddle a funny word? Reminds me of the nursry rhyme:

Hey diddle diddle

The cat did a tiddle

All over the kitchen floor

The little dog laffed to see such fun

So he tiddled a little bit more.

or

Hey diddle diddle

The cat did a tiddle

All over the kitchen mat

The little dog laffed to see such fun

And he tiddled all over the cat.

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Wordless Wednesday #1

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Danny Song

I'ze putted my song about Danny Mittens on Cat Things about his lots of toesies. http://www.cat-things.com/cat-fun/green-grow-the-rushes

I'ze changed it a bit:

♫ ♪
I’ll show you lots of toes
Danny never rushes, though
Who is that Danny, Oh?
A polydactyl wiv lots of toes
And evermore shall be so.
♫ ♪

I'ze founded this old old pikture of him from wen he woz lickle, he lookz so funny ha, ha.

Danny wen he woz a baby

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Mouse in the house

Iz my birfday la la !

I'ze got a real life mousie - iz hiding under sofa. Danny has got warning for being a bad mouser - but I knows it woz Stole ha ha! - she broughted it for me - Mum iz trying to catch it but she can't - iz mine.

Mum iz not so happy she wants to take it out alive she sez she will buy a a humane mouse trap - why does she want to do that she has three very good feline mouse catchers right here.

♫ ♪ Oh I'll show you lots of toes, Danny never rushes though, Lots of toes is what he's got and ever more shall be so ♫ ♪

Danny Mittens and Me

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Danny Mitten

I think Danny Mittens is look very funny - iz he tryings to hynitise me? They'ze lotz of funny pics on cheezburger.

Danny iz a polydactyl cat wiv extra toesies and think my big sis Stole is a terrordactyl - she'z scary!

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Babe iz Singing Poo Song

Friday songs...

♫ ♪ Hit the toad Jack
and it won't come back no more
no more, no more no more ♫ ♪

I'ze never actually seen a toad...

and the famous Beatles song:

♫ ♪ I've pooed and it smells bad
Such a bad pong but I feel better
Remember to let it out with a fart,
Then you can start and feel much better ♫ ♪

♫ ♪ Na, na, na, nana na nah
nana na nah, I've pooed ♫ ♪

Babe iz been a bit rude...

Danny Mittens wiv Me

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