Mousing Babe iz the Killer Queen

My peeples gives me toys and bits of screwed up paper to play wiv but nothing iz better than a nice fresh mouse to chase. I likes to mouse but my peeples don't like me bringing my mousies home for some strange reason.

Danny Mittens taught me how to mouse real good, he showed me the best mousing places, but now I am the master-mouser - the Killer Queen.

I have a few hidden around to play wiv later - don't tell the hoomans they'ze will freak out.. ha ha!

Only thing better than a mouse is a nice cardboard box wiv holes in it and tuna and cream and kitty treats (the fishy ones not the meaaty ones).

=^..^=

<:3 )~~~

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Mousies

My mum's sis has just visited us she showed me her mousie on a string on a stick toy wot she got for her cats. I want one - the mousie squeaks and evrything and looks really mousie-like.

It reminded me to go and fetch a mousie I'd prepared earlier. I left bits of real mouse around the house. This is wot you get if you don't give me mousie toys - be warned!

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SONG: All thru The Nite

♫ ♪ ♫

While the peeples all are sleeping

All thru the nite

All us cats are outside creeping

All thru the nite

Chasing mousies we iz sneaking

I can hear those mousies squeaking

All the havoc we iz wreaking

All thru the nite.

♫ ♪ ♫

My Big Sis Stole makes me laugh she looks funny....

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SONG: Once I had a secret mouse...

♫ ♪ Once I had a secret mouse ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ That lived quite near to the tree ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ I caught it and took it to my house ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ It really wanted to be free ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ Now I throw it from the highest hill... ♫ ♪
(this song is getting a bit not nice look away now if you'ze squeamish)
♫ ♪ Mouses iz the easiest things to kill ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ Now it's in bits across the floor ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ and my secret mouse's no secret anymore ♫ ♪

Wot can I say - I'ze a cat an I kill mousies

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