Mousing Babe iz the Killer Queen

My peeples gives me toys and bits of screwed up paper to play wiv but nothing iz better than a nice fresh mouse to chase. I likes to mouse but my peeples don't like me bringing my mousies home for some strange reason.

Danny Mittens taught me how to mouse real good, he showed me the best mousing places, but now I am the master-mouser - the Killer Queen.

I have a few hidden around to play wiv later - don't tell the hoomans they'ze will freak out.. ha ha!

Only thing better than a mouse is a nice cardboard box wiv holes in it and tuna and cream and kitty treats (the fishy ones not the meaaty ones).

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<:3 )~~~