It Wozn't Me
I woz sitting at the kitchen window when the owtside birdies got all scaredy and flewed away. Then my Mum and me saw a hawk land on the hedge and sit there for a minute. It looked something like this pikture but sitting on a hedge not in a tree.
There haz been piles of dove feathers on the back lawns evry so often and I woz keep getting blamed for killing birdies and it wozn't me; it woz the hawk!
I kill my birdies at least two gardens away so I don't get found owt.