Be My Valentine

Roses iz red,

Violets iz blue,
This mouse iz dead,
I saved it for yoo.

Have a lovely Valentine day.

(Iz not real mousie)

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Babe wiv the dirty paws

Mum woz moaning bout all the paw printz - I think it woz Danny Mittens wot dunnit but she thinks it woz me. She said this picture is evidence - that iz dried on dirt iz yoo'ze blind?

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Funny cartoon

BEWARE OF BLOG Iz'e like this. Beware of this blog it can be scary sumtimes.

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Danny Song

I'ze putted my song about Danny Mittens on Cat Things about his lots of toesies. http://www.cat-things.com/cat-fun/green-grow-the-rushes

I'ze changed it a bit:

♫ ♪
I’ll show you lots of toes
Danny never rushes, though
Who is that Danny, Oh?
A polydactyl wiv lots of toes
And evermore shall be so.
♫ ♪

I'ze founded this old old pikture of him from wen he woz lickle, he lookz so funny ha, ha.

Danny wen he woz a baby

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Funny Baby

This kitty iz so funny wiv the jazz hands.

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Mouse in the house

Iz my birfday la la !

I'ze got a real life mousie - iz hiding under sofa. Danny has got warning for being a bad mouser - but I knows it woz Stole ha ha! - she broughted it for me - Mum iz trying to catch it but she can't - iz mine.

Mum iz not so happy she wants to take it out alive she sez she will buy a a humane mouse trap - why does she want to do that she has three very good feline mouse catchers right here.

♫ ♪ Oh I'll show you lots of toes, Danny never rushes though, Lots of toes is what he's got and ever more shall be so ♫ ♪

Danny Mittens and Me

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Pirate Catz

I'ze got a funny pic wiv me and my big sis Stole - she'z a meanie, not alwayz but mostly ha ha...

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Tis the season for my birfday

I'ze going to be having my 1st birfday soon, not sure xactly wen, but i'ze calling Dismember15th birfday day, Chewsday I fink.

I'ze all growed up now, but my big adoptd sis Stole still iz bossing me about. She also moans a lot, she should be called Lisa so that we can call her Moaner Lisa ha ha..

She has been singing at nextdoor cat, Kitty so I made up a song about it...

(Sings to tune of Silent Night)
♫ ♪
Noisy night, there's a fight
Fur does fly, black and white
Nextdoor cat got ever so riled
Stole my sis went ever so wild
Rip each other to pieces
Rip each other to pieces
♫ ♪

And thinking of cold winter...

(Sings to tune of Winter Wunderland)
♫ ♪ Collar Bells, They iz ringing, And now Babe she iz singing, A beautiful night, She'z ready to bite, Mousing in a winter wonderland ♫ ♪

Writted to Santa Catz

♫ ♪ @SantaCatz iz coming to town ♫ ♪

@SantaCatz i'ze want a real-looking toy mouse for chrismus please - i'ze been a good girl mostly(✖), sometimes(✖), almost never(✔) ha ha

but Santa Catz said i'ze been a good girl really.

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