Mum iz having the video channel on and I'ze jus see'd Lady Gaga. Wots can I say - weird or wot?
Catchy tune tho: ♫ ♪ Raargh! Raargh! ra-ra-Raargh! ♫ ♪ I'ze fierce RAARgh!
Look at the great big clompy shoes she iz wearing - watch all small creatures, clompy shoes, clompy shoes!
Stole got trodded on this morning - clumsy Mum... "sorree sorree sorree, poor baby Stole" shud wotch where she putz her big clompy feet. She trodded on me wunce, never again I'ze keep away wen she'ze wearing her clompy shoes. Izn't clompy a good word? I'ze will probably never say clompy again so I'ze getting it in as much as possibles now.