Iz my birfday la la !
I'ze got a real life mousie - iz hiding under sofa. Danny has got warning for being a bad mouser - but I knows it woz Stole ha ha! - she broughted it for me - Mum iz trying to catch it but she can't - iz mine.
Mum iz not so happy she wants to take it out alive she sez she will buy a a humane mouse trap - why does she want to do that she has three very good feline mouse catchers right here.
♫ ♪ Oh I'll show you lots of toes, Danny never rushes though, Lots of toes is what he's got and ever more shall be so ♫ ♪
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Iz my birfday la la !
Monday, 14 December 2009
Saturday, 12 December 2009
I'ze going to be having my 1st birfday soon, not sure xactly wen, but i'ze calling Dismember15th birfday day, Chewsday I fink.
I'ze all growed up now, but my big adoptd sis Stole still iz bossing me about. She also moans a lot, she should be called Lisa so that we can call her Moaner Lisa ha ha..
She has been singing at nextdoor cat, Kitty so I made up a song about it...
(Sings to tune of Silent Night)
Noisy night, there's a fight
Fur does fly, black and white
Nextdoor cat got ever so riled
Stole my sis went ever so wild
Rip each other to pieces
Rip each other to pieces
And thinking of cold winter...
(Sings to tune of Winter Wunderland)
♫ ♪ Collar Bells, They iz ringing, And now Babe she iz singing, A beautiful night, She'z ready to bite, Mousing in a winter wonderland ♫ ♪
Writted to Santa Catz
♫ ♪ @SantaCatz iz coming to town ♫ ♪
@SantaCatz i'ze want a real-looking toy mouse for chrismus please - i'ze been a good girl mostly(✖), sometimes(✖), almost never(✔) ha ha
but Santa Catz said i'ze been a good girl really.
Monday, 7 December 2009
My Mum putted this video on YouTube - it's my big sis Stole in a horror video - she iz very scary but she looks very funny too.
The video starts all nicey nicey but soon gets very scary for little kitties like me.
Sunday, 6 December 2009
I think Danny Mittens is look very funny - iz he tryings to hynitise me? They'ze lotz of funny pics on cheezburger.
Danny iz a polydactyl cat wiv extra toesies and think my big sis Stole is a terrordactyl - she'z scary!
Thursday, 3 December 2009
My peeples gives me toys and bits of screwed up paper to play wiv but nothing iz better than a nice fresh mouse to chase. I likes to mouse but my peeples don't like me bringing my mousies home for some strange reason.
Danny Mittens taught me how to mouse real good, he showed me the best mousing places, but now I am the master-mouser - the Killer Queen.
I have a few hidden around to play wiv later - don't tell the hoomans they'ze will freak out.. ha ha!
Only thing better than a mouse is a nice cardboard box wiv holes in it and tuna and cream and kitty treats (the fishy ones not the meaaty ones).
Sunday, 29 November 2009
My mum's sis has just visited us she showed me her mousie on a string on a stick toy wot she got for her cats. I want one - the mousie squeaks and evrything and looks really mousie-like.
It reminded me to go and fetch a mousie I'd prepared earlier. I left bits of real mouse around the house. This is wot you get if you don't give me mousie toys - be warned!
Friday, 27 November 2009
Thursday, 19 November 2009
Been hearing dem Chrismus songs today and decided to change the words...
Good Grief WhenIzeLast
♫ ♪ Good grief wen I'ze last looked out
As the beast woz leavin
That nasty dog just made us shout
"It is beyond believin"
Brightly shone our eyes that night
And Stole can be so cruel
She'd scratched his nose wiv all her might
In this place cats do roooo-ule ♪ ♫
Wreck the Halls
♫ ♪ Wreck the halls all decked wiv holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la,
Tinsel is just made for folly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Bite the fairy, catch the bauble
Fa la la la la, la la la la,
When they see we'll be in trouble,
Fa la la la la, la la la la. ♪ ♫
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
Well I was scared but not so much lost cos I knew where I was, which woz trapped in somebody's shed for three whole days last week. Nobody could hear me. There was nothing to drink and only a few spiders to eat.
When I did get free I ran home as fast as I could. My Mum woz so happy to see me she gave me cream and tuna.
Then that night there woz lots of bangs and flashes in the sky and I woz scared again. But I got lots of cuddles and then I felt better.
Home iz the bestest place to be. There's no place like home...
I writed a song about being lost...
The old home town don't look the same cos I'm lost out in the rain
And I can't find my Mama and my Papa
Down the road I run all wild and starey
Running past the plastic fairy
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home
Friday, 16 October 2009
Friday, 9 October 2009
and it won't come back no more
no more, no more no more ♫ ♪
I'ze never actually seen a toad...
Such a bad pong but I feel better
Remember to let it out with a fart,
Then you can start and feel much better ♫ ♪
nana na nah, I've pooed ♫ ♪
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Thursday, 10 September 2009
My Big Sis Stole makes me laugh she looks funny....
Monday, 7 September 2009
♫ ♪ Once I had a secret mouse ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ That lived quite near to the tree ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ I caught it and took it to my house ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ It really wanted to be free ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ Now I throw it from the highest hill... ♫ ♪
(this song is getting a bit not nice look away now if you'ze squeamish)
♫ ♪ Mouses iz the easiest things to kill ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ Now it's in bits across the floor ♫ ♪
♫ ♪ and my secret mouse's no secret anymore ♫ ♪
Wot can I say - I'ze a cat an I kill mousies
Monday, 24 August 2009
Don't cry at me Marge and Tina
the truth is I never bit you...
Run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run
Babe's chasing you for some fun, fun, fun
She's so fast that she can almost fly
So run, rabbit, run, rabbit, run, run, run
At first I went and played, but then woz mortified,
To find my mousie wozn't here, so I searched far and wide
But mum had found it first and thrown it out and that was wrong,
But I iz strong and I will learn to get along...
I will survive....
Bibi cat's been singing too... http://twitter.com/Bibi_Cat
It's just another manic Monday, la la lah, I was eating fish on Sunday, la la lah
...Especially for you........I like to have a big catnip chew...............
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
Been singing on twitter
got off to a slow start
♫ ♪ tum ti tum, ti tum, ti tum. tum ti tiddly tum tum - all togevver now!
song for the rude girls hoo keep trying to follow me...
♫ ♪ goodbye rudey chewsday - hoo cud hang sum clothes on yoos - wen yoos nude wiv evry noo day - think i got the words wrong
and my favrite...
♫ ♪ Like a bird on the wire, swing it round jus a little higher, tried to catch it evry way jus for me ♪ ♫
♫ ♪ Is this the real life? Can I have fish for tea? Thought i'd be inside, but that's not the reality... ♫ ♪
Bibi Cat joined in...
(Abba Super Trouper) *singing* Super tuna bites are going to find me, filling up my tum....
♫ ♪ Mama, I just cooked a fish, put my paw against his gill, stuck my claw in for the kill ♫ ♪
We'ze having such fun...
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
I'ze been on twitter again...
BabeCattykins i'ze bored sumbodee tell me a story....
misterpeabody @BabeCattykins lol. Come closer so I can SEE you better, my dear.
BabeCattykins @misterpeabody that's very big teeth you got
misterpeabody @BabeCattykins Better to eat...carrots with.
BabeCattykins @misterpeabody they'ze make you eat carrots?
misterpeabody @BabeCattykins Better carrots than cats, right? Actually, I LOVE carrots. They're my favorite treat.
BabeCattykins @misterpeabody I woz going to say no wonder yoo look sad - but if you like carrots who's I to judge i never tried one.
GrandmaStormy @BabeCattykins Awhile back, Miss Petunia and Mr. Kitty were taking a kitty beauty nap when Grandma opened the door.
GrandmaStormy @BabeCattykins She threw some bread outside on the lawn for the anipals out there. She went into bedroom, then returned and saw!
BabeCattykins @GrandmaStormy wot, wot did she see?
GrandmaStormy @BabeCattykins a wild bunny and squirrel were sharing the bread with each other. She grab camera and took a picture to her amazment…
GrandmaStormy @BabeCattykins the wild bunny and squirrel were playing with each other and then gave each other a nosetap. Picture to follow.
BabeCattykins @GrandmaStormy wow!
GrandmaStormy http://twitpic.com/7t4wi - Picture of wild bunny and squirrel giving nosetaps to each other.
@BabeCattykins Theres your story, the end. Hope u likes it!
BabeCattykins @GrandmaStormy thank you very muchly
GrandmaStormy @BabeCattykins You are berry meowlcome.
BabeCattykins @GrandmaStormy http://twitpic.com/7t4wi - They'ze luvly…
Wednesday, 22 July 2009
Some of my favourite tweets from tday
GOT SPAMMED BY RUDE BRITENY
jus had to block a rude followr aggen - it makes me feel so ANGRY but not for long i soon get distracted... Danny wants to play ha ha@BabeCattykins
blocked the rudie britney fing aggen - twice in one mornin i'ze goin to moan an moan an moan an moan - leave me alone rudie britney fing@BabeCattykins
I'ze on a mission to kill briteny spammer - i'ze got some gud claws and the teeth, need a sniffer dog to find 'em, never killed a hooman b4@BabeCattykins
@sootyboo i'ze blocked 'em 3 times now this morning and @dearmrshadow by accident i'ze getting trigger happy...@BabeCattykins
@BabeCattykins good luck with the Br... mission, if y'need a paw to old 'em down, younger members of Da Mob at yer disposal.@smallcurator
@sherrydole we'ze partners in crime@BabeCattykins
@BabeCattykins Ok roundin' up Da Gang@smallcurator
@sassykitty2 yeh, but @BabeCattykins is gathering a possé (repeat possé!) younger members of Da Mob helping out...@smallcurator
TALKED TO MRS FRYS CAT
Ednas monstrous children finish school today for summer hols HELP! I’m off to hide all fireworks,guns, sharp objects & unplug the microwave@Mrs_Frys_Pussy
B*gger, she has already given them the lighter fluid.
@Mrs_Frys_Pussy head for the hills, unless they'ze in the the hills in which case head away frum the hills!@BabeCattykins
@BabeCattykins Sound advice but someone has to care for the poor dear, what with the kids & her good for nothing philandering husband@Mrs_Frys_Pussy
DONE SUM SINGIN:
Hi on a hill woz a loner goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Yodelld vry quiet so his voice cuddent be heard Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo@BabeCattykins
@BabeCattykins Ooooh you are a very good singer..you have a way with words..MOL MOL@sootyboo
@sootyboo "fank yoos very much, fank yoos very much, thats the nicest thing that anyones ever said to mee" i just cant stop singin@BabeCattykins
I sees trees of green, wet noses too, I sees @bLoOMeRrOoNeY and @sootyboo And I thinks to myself.... what a wonderful world@BabeCattykins
@BabeCattykins You're singing is making me taps mai pawsies, you make me happy i'm gonna zoom zoom all over da place yeah..@sootyboo
the hills are alive wiv the sound of mousies, and birdies and rabittses, and flys and worms...@BabeCattykins
forgot the cows and sheeps and horses and dogs and cats and ferrets and hodghegs
the hills are alive with the sound of moo sick@BabeCattykins
started to get a bit silly....
Monday, 20 July 2009
Guess what... Babe is today's Face of Cute! This woz me a couple of munths ago wen I woz a baby. I'ze still pritty, evrybodee keeps telling me so it must be troo.
if youre pritty an you kno it stretch your claws,
if youre pritty an you kno it, an you really want to show it,
if youre pritty an you kno it stretch your claws.
Saturday, 27 June 2009
Help us raise $6000 to fence in 2 acres of The Funny Farm to protect the 45 rescue cats from coyotes, bobcats and foxes. Our rescues are not caged. The area they have is large, but with a little help we can rescue so many more. Thank you all for any help you can give!!
If yoos got any spare pennyz, pownds, dollarz, urowz, my mum sez giv it to the poor kitties to make em safe from nasties.