The Frankiestein Strikes Back

After a long nite owt I woz coming in the in thru the catflap and a bit of sumthing broked off.

I didn't think anything abowt it cos I'ze always breaking sumthing, but jus as it woz starting to get light there woz an almihty racket. I went to run up the stairs cos it woz scary and saw Danny and Stole looking down at me. They thort the noize woz me but the noize woz still happening.

"Ther'z a monster in the house" I shouted and Stole shouted "Ther'z a monster in the house" and Danny didn't say anything - I think he's a bit stoopid.

Anyway Mum came to see wot all teh noize woz abowt and it wozn't a monster it woz the stray cat Frankiestein wot had come in thru the catflap and couldn't get owt again cos I'd broked it.

He ran away very scared when Mum opened the door - maybe he wont be back again.

Mum iz trying to fix the catflap so it won't get stucked shut again. I think it mus be folty she shud get her money back and get me somthing nice.

Anyway it woz a tiring nite and I haz been very sleepy all day.